sábado, 30 de junho de 2012
JUST ONE MINUTE
sexta-feira, 29 de junho de 2012
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE II
GEORGE CARLIN CONT.
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing,
Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them,
What do you call it?
Let's face it - English is
a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
Neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England .
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
Neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England .
We take English for
granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
We find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,
We find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing,
Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can
make amends but not one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them,
What do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't
preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes
I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
Should
be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by
ship...
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
While a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
While a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You
have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
In which your house can burn up as it burns down,
In which you fill in a form by filling it out,
And in which an alarm goes off by going on.
In which your house can burn up as it burns down,
In which you fill in a form by filling it out,
And in which an alarm goes off by going on.
And in
closing..........
If Father is Pop, how come Mother's
not Mop???
quarta-feira, 20 de junho de 2012
JUST ONE MINUTE
Here are some pics of the Project "JUST ONE MINUTE" mentioned below.
Today´s presentation was awesome. I can say that the students did the lesson today. Wired, visual, active... with their clicks, links and communities.... This makes me reflect on which direction we are going...
Some of the questions are in this video and in the article referred on the video: digital natives and digital immigrants. But what are the answers to the questions??????????????????????
I promise to post the links to their works as soon as I get them.
hugs
Laís
Today´s presentation was awesome. I can say that the students did the lesson today. Wired, visual, active... with their clicks, links and communities.... This makes me reflect on which direction we are going...
Some of the questions are in this video and in the article referred on the video: digital natives and digital immigrants. But what are the answers to the questions??????????????????????
I promise to post the links to their works as soon as I get them.
hugs
Laís
domingo, 17 de junho de 2012
TOY
A NEW TOY FOR MY SUNDAY AT HOME. Follow the link:
http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-3efee29a8f5c3bae5ea554d1c7b87be2
http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-3efee29a8f5c3bae5ea554d1c7b87be2
sábado, 16 de junho de 2012
VISUAL ART MOVIE
NO SCRIPT, NO ACTORS, BUT IMAGES AND SONGS. A
SPIRITUAL MOVIE.
It´s not a
movie to work with all the classes we have , it´s just for those whose
students already know movies from
a different and sensitive perspective. One can work with a Review, for example,
or even with the emotions it brings, using adjetives to describe them. From a
different point of view the directors Ron Fricke and Mark Magidson have
produced "A MAGIC JOURNEY” through cultures. Take a look at
the trailer and have a nice journey.
This outstanding movie brings to our minds the singularity of civilization, customs and sensations. For me, a kind of therapy. For the students, reflexion and humanity.They would research the cultures showed on the movies and this is important to broaden their cultural universe.
The opinions are controversial among the students, and it´s a kind of movie they don´t use to watch for the obvious: it doesn´t have the “Hollywoodian recipe”.
The images include: a solar eclipse, Buddhist monks, Brazilian slums, Auschwitz, African tribal rituals and much more.
Filmed in 24 countries´´ The opinions are controversial among the students, and it´s a kind of movie they don´t use to watch for the obvious: it doesn´t have the “Hollywoodian recipe”.
The images include: a solar eclipse, Buddhist monks, Brazilian slums, Auschwitz, African tribal rituals and much more.
Samsara is Ron´s 2011 follow-up to Baraka. The release of Samsara will be in August 2012
quinta-feira, 14 de junho de 2012
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
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The comedian in a 1975 promotional photo for NBC's Saturday Night Live
NBC / AP
We'll begin with a box, and the
plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called
men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and there would
be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
terça-feira, 12 de junho de 2012
Valentines Day: History of Valentine's Day
WHERE WOULD YOU PASS YOUR VALENTINE´S DAY IF
YOU COULD?
I would easily go to a place like that today: http://www.baixaki.com.br/papel-de-parede/16568-vale-linha-viena-rio-grande-do-sul.htm
More than big
cities, shopping centers and too much civilization I love the countryside with
its mountainous and beautiful landscapes. I would choose a place to sit down,
after walking around of course, place a picnic blanket and lay down on the grass….There
would be some fruit, bread, cheese, wine and music… ALL RIGHT, LET´S GO TO THE
TOPIC. Let´s watch to the video about Valentine´s Day in history.
sexta-feira, 8 de junho de 2012
GREAT LINKS - PART I
HI FOLKS, here you can find some great links to inspire the use
and learning of the English language.
LISTENING/ SPEAKING/ READING/ WRITING/ENTERTAINMENT
The best site on Text-to-Speech (TTS) technology. Excellent
to check (or learn) pronunciation of texts in several languages, including
English. HIGH QUALITY.
One can find talking cards to insert your own messages.
Techno music to insert voice
words. COOL!
Topics for discussion and Plot Summary, from many
movies. The dialogs contains a lot of useful,
colloquial English. Loved it.
Kim Aronson video production with samples of video he produces. Some of
them with subtitles.
A very famous site with lots of stuff for teachers and students.
Top speeches (
Texts and video ) of the most famous speeches from movies and politicians. (
Martin Luther King, Citizen Kane, Nash in A Beautiful Mind….)
Ana gives excellent tips on vocabulary, TOEFL, English
for traveling, among other things. I had the opportunity to watch one of her
lectures in São Carlos years ago ( (actually, many!) She´s a great speecher.
Idiomatic Expressions, common mistakes, humor,
translated jokes and so on.
Indicated by Elizabeth Pow, an interesting site to
practice speeches after watching to a small
video with subtitles. After speaking, you will get a grade. Search for “videos”.
There are more than one thousand, including Steve Jobs, Angelina Jolie, History
of Superman, Ads, trailers, interviews and the latest news.
http://playingforchange.com/
Dedicated to link the world through music in communities around the world. The foundation works in the poorest villages providing peace and change to people´s life. Watch to the videos and fall in love with the project ( Roger Ridley and Grandpa Elliott, very talented street musicians are my favorite ones).
http://www.lyricstraining.com/
For learning pronunciation or just entertainment. An easy method to practice oral comprehension. Coose the song and the level you want and just fill in the blanks with what you hear. At the end you will get a grade. Try it.
http://www.englishexperts.com.br/
Very famous site where you can find much on tips, forum, chat and the blog itself, where you can find a new article everyday.
http://9gag.com
THIS ONE WAS SUGGESTED BY MY STUDENTS. JUST TAKE A LOOK ON IT IF YOU LIKE COMICS AND CARTOONS.
http://playingforchange.com/
Dedicated to link the world through music in communities around the world. The foundation works in the poorest villages providing peace and change to people´s life. Watch to the videos and fall in love with the project ( Roger Ridley and Grandpa Elliott, very talented street musicians are my favorite ones).
http://www.lyricstraining.com/
For learning pronunciation or just entertainment. An easy method to practice oral comprehension. Coose the song and the level you want and just fill in the blanks with what you hear. At the end you will get a grade. Try it.
http://www.englishexperts.com.br/
Very famous site where you can find much on tips, forum, chat and the blog itself, where you can find a new article everyday.
http://9gag.com
THIS ONE WAS SUGGESTED BY MY STUDENTS. JUST TAKE A LOOK ON IT IF YOU LIKE COMICS AND CARTOONS.
quinta-feira, 7 de junho de 2012
LONG LIVE THE BLUES
PROJECT “BLACKS WHITES AND THE BLUES”

Professores
responsáveis: Eliane ( LPL) Laís (INGLÊS) e Richard (ARTES)
Trabalho solicitado aos alunos das primeiras séries do Ensino Médio sobre “BLUES” e elaboração de Portfólio e de blog, com os resultados da pesquisa.
Após a aula de apresentação sobre a constituição de um portfólio, foram sugeridos aos alunos das primeiras séries do Ensino Médio, sub-temas da pesquisa da HISTÓRIA DO BLUES.
* Gêneros/estilos ( Delta, Chicago, Dallas, Britânico, Nacional etc)
* a transição do Blues acústico para o elétrico
* a influência do Blues em outros gêneros musicais ( Rock, Jazz, Pop...), além de projeção e indicação de filmes e documentários que abordam o assunto.
* Gêneros/estilos ( Delta, Chicago, Dallas, Britânico, Nacional etc)
* a transição do Blues acústico para o elétrico
* a influência do Blues em outros gêneros musicais ( Rock, Jazz, Pop...), além de projeção e indicação de filmes e documentários que abordam o assunto.
Obs. O Portfólio deve ser escrito em inglês e comentado em português, evidenciando o entendimento dos textos, bem como as reflexões de todos os integrantes do grupo.
Resultados do Trabalho ( algumas imagens da edição 2011 do projeto)
WE WERE VERY PROUD OF THE STUDENTS´WORKS
EXHIBITION TO THE OTHER STUDENTS
SOME WEBBLOGS DEVELOPED BY THE GROUPS
(Sorry guys, I couldn´t find all the blogs and I couldn´t post all the 200 pics as I wish)
BRITISH AND AMERICAN ENGLISH
Dear All!
In this video, Charles, the British guy, is testing his American friend Michael on his understanding of ENGLISSSSH.
HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
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